Bryant Wolfs Out

Do you think Jelly Bean Bryant and Kobe have had a recent talk about turning into Teen Wolf? The elder Bryant may have wished that is skipped a generation, but it has finally manifested in Kobe, culminating with his recent 81-point performance. In a true life imitating art moment, Lamar Odom was seen eating an apple on the basketball court. It seems like Kobe would be a natural for Coach Flinstock's system: It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference.

But who would you rather as your lead player�the enigmatic Kobe or the charismatic Teen Wolf? The Hater Nation stacks up the two basketball legends.

	Kobe	Teen Wolf	Advantage
Claim to fame:	Three NBA titles; next Jordan	Beat Dragons for city title; snagged Boof	Teen Wolf
Idols:	Mussolini	Robin Williams; George �The Animal� Steele	Teen Wolf
Enemies:	Karl Malone; assists	Principle Thorne; Mick McAllister	Kobe
Dissed:	Shaq	Pamela Wells	Kobe
Eats:	McDonalds; Nuttella	Chickens	Teen Wolf
Can be stopped by:	A Lamar Odom pass	Sliver bullet	Teen Wolf
Fashion Statement:	Purple tights	Headband	Kobe
Also known as:	81	Wolf	Kobe
Anger management issue:	Too easy	Slashed McAllister�s shirt at the dance	Kobe
Ways to relax:	Lifting weights; jewelry shopping	Surfing with Stiles on the Wolfmobile	Teen Wolf
Turn ons:	High school girls	High school girlfriends of rivals	Teen Wolf
Turn offs:	Finishing himself	Making out in closets	Kobe
Appeared in:	NBA Finals; All-Star Game; Court TV	School production of "Gone with the Wind"	Kobe
Coach's words of wisdom:	Live in joy, in love, even among those who hate	Never get less than 12 hours of sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that and everything else is cream cheese.	Teen Wolf
Score	7	7	Tie

Imagine that. Both Teen Wolf and Kobe are deadlocked. True peas in a pod. But remember this. Teen Wolf did not win until he de-wolfed and included his teammates. That might be the lesson here for Kobe. Talk about it in the Hater Nation Forums.

Photos are courtesy of Wooda at Live1 Productions.