Pierce's Idea of a Good Time: Getting Stabbed

Somehow this slipped my radar. LA Times columnist Ted Green recently penned a column recently, giving you a guide to hating the Boston Cellbitches. Green took aim at noted faker Paul Pierce by saying that he:

"flops more than a large-mouthed bass" ...

"acts like he's been hit by a train" when he shoots ...

And this gem:

"By the way, Pierce's idea of a fun night is going clubbing and getting stabbed. Good times!"

That's freaking hilarious. Why the LA Times took that line out is beyond me. Green did not take aim at Len Bias or Reggie Lewis (which would be a riot).

No wonder people don't read newspapers anymore. Have some edge. Besides, after watching Pierce play recently, I am starting to wonder if he was stabbed at all. He probably just flopped when somebody brushed up against him at a bar and hurt himself that way. They likely wheeled him out of the club and then he returned like 10 minutes later to keep dancing.