Last week Kevin Hart and his wife Torrei filed for divorce after almost 8 years of matrimony, "irreconcilable differences" were of course the reason of choice cited on the official documents. Both Kevin and Torrei are requesting joint custody of their two children Heaven and Hendricks. Kevin isn't playing contrary to his comedic career, all jokes are being set aside and he is requesting to pay Torrei $0 in spousal support. He is also requesting that she be barred from leaving the state of California and that she must receive permission from him to take the kids out of state for any reason. Damn, I wonder what those differences are; perhaps Torrei can fill all of us in. On a lighter note because we simply hate to see couple's move to splitsville Mrs. Soon To Be Ex Hart is a comedian in her own right. We've got a 5 minute stand up skit of her joking about why after 6 years of the same p*nis she's angry...Check it out
I guess this is the angry black woman portion of the show, there is another angry black woman standing before you. My husband is always asking �babe, why are you so angry?� I�m married to you, what do you mean why I�m I always so angry? Aren�t you in this marriage with me? Why aren�t you just as angry as me? Sh#t.
I�ve been married six years. Let me tell you why I�m really angry. I�m really angry because I�ve been having the same p#nis for the last six years of my life. I want some new p#nis. But here�s the thing, I can cheat because my husband is known and if I cheat it�s going to get back to him and I�m pissed off because I know he cheats.



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