dear penthouse

The former Carolina Panthers cheerleaders are back in the news. Remember their defense? Each girl claimed they were consoling one another through a bad breakup. Well, they really know how to lift a girl's spirits. And skirts, too, according to these court documents found at the Smoking Gun. Click the link for the full and graphic details. But here are some of the highlights:

Witness statements in the police reports indicate that Angela Keathley (the Sea Hag) had her head sticking up over the stall and was "moaning" while Renee Thomas (the hot one) had her feet turned towards Keathley's body. The crowd turned WWE-like and chanted many obscenities, which included calling the cheerleaders "bitches" and "whores."

Like they have never heard that standing in their cheerleading outfits on an NFL sideline.

There is no word on if the witnesses will be charged with a crime much like the cast of the Jodi Foster vehicle, The Accused. But you could see them chanting, "One, two, three, four, eat that ..." Ah forget it.

Penthouse is not going to need them now.