Father of the Year

Randy Johnson has had sex. If that is not scary enough, he�s even produced a bastard. The New York Post reported that Johnson has a secret 16-year-old love child he's never spoken to. Which seems so out of character for this guy.

The a-hole, who is a born-again Christian, has seen his daughter only once - right after her out-of-wedlock birth in 1989. Johnson demanded a paternity test when the mother first sought child support in 1998. He has also ignored his daughter�s written pleas to meet him. The jerk now wants the girl�s mom to return nearly $100K he�s paid for day care.

That sure sounds like the Christian thing to do, eh?

While the thought of Johnson having sex and procreating is scary, you haven�t heard the worst part. The 6-foot-1 high-school student �Looks like him, walking and talking, a young girl with attitude,� the mother told the Post.
Seriously, that has to be one ugly kid. She should demand an extra $100K for being saddled with those genes.

UPDATE

Damn, we weren't kidding. She looks just like the dude. And he is not a handsome man.

Johnson�s daughter told the New York Post today that every time she wrote her father, he would respond with a baseball card with his signature, �Randy.� Like he couldn�t have put down �Dad?�

Hopefully Johnson will be scheduled to pitch against the Angels in the home opener.


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