A National Hero

The Tiger that mauled a teenage boy at the San Francisco Zoo is being honored as a hero. Because the kid that the tiger mauled was a Raiders fan. In fact, the victim was wearing a Marcus Allen jersey at the time of the attack.

In other words, the kid was asking for it.

That Tiger is a hero. Think of how many Chargers fans he likely saved because of that attack.

And further, what does this attack say about Raiders fans? The 60-year old, limp wristed Roy Horn was able to beat back a tiger attack, but the Raiders fan just rolled over. Typical.