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  • The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable. ~Attributed to James A. Garfield



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  • Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is a sport. Sport is when individuals or teams compete against each other under equal circumstances to determine who is better at a given game or endeavor. Hunting will be a sport when deer, elk, bears, and ducks are... given 12-gauge shotguns. Bet we'd see a lot fewer drunk yahoos (live ones, anyway) in the woods if that happened. ~R. Lerner, letter, Sierra, March-April 1991



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  • Another novelty is the tea-party, an extraordinary meal in that, being offered to persons that have already dined well, it supposes neither appetite nor thirst, and has no object but distraction, no basis but delicate enjoyment. ~Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste



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  • The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend. ~Cali Rae Turner



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  • Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. ~Albert Einstein



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  • Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is both the marble and the sculptor. ~Dr. Alexis Carrel



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  • A society that gives to one class all the opportunities for leisure, and to another all the burdens of work, dooms both classes to spiritual sterility. ~Lewis Mumford



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  • Sleep is the most moronic fraternity in the world, with the heaviest dues and the crudest rituals. ~Vladimir Nabokov



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  • He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven. ~Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, What Will He Do With It?



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  • Poker is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency. ~Raymond Chandler



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  • The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak, became a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. ~Thomas Carlyle



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  • Jack Palance: "Do you know what the secret of life is? One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and everything else don't mean shit."



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  • Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. ~Spanish Proverb



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  • No one should have to dance backward all of their lives. ~Jill Ruckelshaus



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  • It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it. ~Susan Howatch



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  • Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. ~Marston Bates



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  • Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez



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  • History is the chronicle of divorces between creed and deed. ~Louis Fischer



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  • The myths about Hades and the gods, though they are pure invention, help to make men virtuous. ~Diodorus Siculus, c. 20 BC



    Me and ice cream. Best friends forever. ~Jessi Lane Adams



    The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past. ~Robertson Davies, A Voice from the Attic



    Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it who makes a difference. ~Nolan Bushnell



    There comes a morning in life when you wake up a new person; that is to say, you wake up the same person but you realize it's your own fault. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



    Writing is my time machine, takes me to the precise time and place I belong. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com

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