Help me, Wolf Blitzer. You're my only hope.

Keeping to my promise to keep the blog non-political, the only thing I want to touch on about last night's election coverage is this: for reasons passing understanding, CNN decided that election night was the perfect time to unveil a flashy but otherwise completely pointless new gimmick where correspondent Jessica Yellin appeared in the studio as a hologram, Princess Leia-style. And, of course, in typical obnoxious TV news fashion, they had to spend forever and a day explaining how awesome it was. I know there's a lot of time to fill in between when certain races can be safely called, but wow.

I look forward to Jon Stewart going to town on this.