Showing posts with label Eli. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eli. Show all posts

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Thank you, FOX

Your incessant shoving of the New York Giants down our throats was finally worthwhile as Eli Messiah showed his true Manning-colors with four interceptions, including three returned for a touchdown. The Messiah is only the third person since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970 to have three interceptions returned for a touchdown. Oh well, at least he is throwing touchdowns to somebody.

I propose that an investigation should be launched to make sure that Eli isn�t the crippled Manning brother. Look at that expression on his face. Either he was raised on a steady diet of paint chips, or he was playing football against his brothers without a helmet.