Rice Lets Down Fans Again

Dancing with the Stars was set up perfectly for Jerry Rice, just like his NFL career � stand around, barely move, and let your talented teammate carry you to a Super Bowl championship. It was a formula that worked well for Jerry as he won four titles in San Francisco. But losing to the boy-band guy on ABC's reality hit must have brought back memories of Super Bowl XXXVII for the NFL�s greatest receiver since Don Hutson.

Jerry (for reasons unknown) was able to waltz past the far more talented Stacy Keibler to advance to the finals, despite having moves that made last year's winner Kelly Monaco look like Gene Kelly. (And be honest, Rice doesn't look as good topless.)

Ultimately Nick Lachey's brother proved to be too tough of an obstacle must like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Odds are Rice took the rejection well as he excused himself for a "deep tissue message."

What is funny is that Rice was always praised for not hot-dogging and doing end zone celebrations. Who is laughing now? Rice wasted all of that valuable practice time. Terrell Owens is going to be well prepared when he decides to make a run at this show. If they really wanted a legitimate NFLer to participate in this contest, they should have looked no further than Jon Gruden.

Check out this dude�s dance moves.

Burn, baby, burn.

Disco Inferno

Burn, baby, burn

This bit's not funny anymore.

Burn, baby, burn, Disco Inferno!

And bring it home with a pose, Jon!

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