What is it about the Manning brothers and their inability to hold their alcohol? You really have to feel for Archie Manning today. And so close to Father�s Day, too. The former Saints quarterback has run a pretty tight ship. His boys, Peyton, Eli and J.J. (if you are confused so far, read this) have been pretty good kids. Archie�s boys are perennial losers and chokers, but good kids nonetheless.
And then J.J. had to go and bring disgrace to the family by getting charged with a DUI. That�s the kind of thing that will get him run out of the family. Sure Eli can�t seem to hold his MGDs, but he never got arrested for it.
But the news wasn�t all bad for J.J. who had some time to really sit down and write some poetry while sitting in the clink. Now for J.J.'s Haiku:
Daddy is pissed off
Brothers won�t return my calls
Swearing off Zima
This will really teach
me To take the advice of
Dookie Jay Williams
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