The Weak Ender

This could be a big day in the history of the Internet. Our man, Shane, over at the Wade Blogs was able to score and interview with Jessica Canseco. Yeah, the ex-wife of Jose Canseco who appeared in Playboy. Yes, a blogger scored an "interview" with a Playmate. There is hopes for geeks every where. (Not that Shane is a geek, but you know.)

It also gives hope that one day Anna Benson will answer the interview request to appear here at The Hater Nation.

The interview covers a wide range of topics including this bombshell�Jessica once worked at Hooters. Try to contain your shock. You can check out the interview by clicking here. Eyes up here, guys!

Speaking of Jose, you might have heard that he is making a comeback. No, not as a ball player. But as a whistleblower. Canseco has agreed to help out Senator George Mitchell�s sham of an investigation. Word on the street is that Canseco is going to get Barry Bonds blacklisted at Hop Sings.

• It�s time to admit a mistake. Michelle Wie is totally ready for the PGA Tour. It was stupid to even doubt it. Wow, Wie has the heart of a champion and she will not let anything get in her way. Good lord, John Daly on a bender would have shown more stamina. Maybe Michelle should add a few pounds. Not that she needs to fill out like Patty Hearst, but maybe she shouldn't be taking diet tips from Calista Flockhart.
  

• IRL driver Ed Carpenter said that Danica Patrick would be a tough competitor on the NASCAR circuit, especially at certain times of the month. Get it? It' s a PMS/menstruation joke. Who gave him that joke, his eight-year old son? Bill Simmons? Sadly, all the Bush-voting rednecks who follow NASCAR probably thought that was the best joke ever. Like the departed soul of Red Buttons had taken over Carpenter's body.

AND FINALLY
Flashback Steve Spurrier joke: There was a fire at the Auburn library today and 80 books were burned. The tragic part was most of them weren�t even colored yet.

If you have some time, check out the Hater Nation Forums. Not like those good-for-nothing losers have scored an interview with a Playmate.