The Weak Ender

The Patriots made a huge mistake years ago when they dumped the traditional Minuteman from their uniform for the current design. It was easily one of the coolest logos in the NFL, next to the Browns. Dumping the red uniforms was a mistake also. What isn�t a mistake are the new uniforms of the New England Patriots cheerleaders. Too bad those broads will be wearing fur coats by October. But those early games in September should be interesting.

You can catch more pictures of Michelle here, here, or here. Now that we have rid ourselves of the pervs, it's time to move on. Oh, and thanks to the Insomniac's Lounge for making this possible.

• Former Negro League star Buck O'Neil appeared in a minor league All-star game becoming the oldest baseball player in history. But the publicity stunt ended horribly when Roger Clemens beaned O'Neil, who was crowding the plate.

• Patriots coach Bill Belichick was reported to be the "other man" in an illicit affair with a married woman. The husband, Mike Martz, was said to be devastated by the news. Do you think if the husband was the Sports Dork Bill Simmons, would he even be upset by this news? Or would he think it was an honor that Belichick deemed his wife hot enough to hook up with?

• There is a report that Blue Jays manager John Gibbons challenged Shea Hillenbrand to a fight. Way to pick on a girl. Hopefully the Angels were joking when they said that they would consider Hillenbrand to play first base. Evidentally bantamweight third baseman Maicer Izturis is just that damn good.

• Vince Young is reportedly asking for a signing bonus larger than the $54M deal that first overall pick Mario Williams signed. Young is believed to be asking for $60M. But hey, after looking at his Wonderlic score, Young might believe that $60M < $54M.

AND FINALLY
This is from the Post Mortem on 7/10:

You have to say that golf has come a long way when two African Americans�Tiger Woods and Trevor Immelman�were battling it out for the Western Open title. Immelman won his first ever PGA event. But having Tiger near the top of the leader board should signal the end of the Lefty era as both golfers take their respective places.

Tiger is already running away with the British Open. Lefty? Wow, he's below David Duval.