Manning Getting Some Work Done to his Sac

His bursa sac, you sicks. Gomer Manning will miss four-to-six weeks of recovery time after having an infected bursa sac removed from his left knee, the team revealed in a press release on Monday. (More ...)

There are rumors that there is nothing wrong with Gormer's bursa sac, instead this will just give him the opporutnity to do ads for some medical and wellness clinics, an industry he has been unable to tap until now.

Of course, THN readers know that it was really Jim Sorgi's mom who caused the bursa sac to get infected. But did she do enough damage? Probably not. Expect Gomer to be ready for opening day, much to Mama Sorgi's chagrin.