Tom Cruise Stars As Eli Messiah

Or maybe Eli is channeling his inner �Growing up Gotti.� The influence of being in New Jersey has evidentially got to him.

But let�s think about this for a minute. The Jets have traded for Brett Favre, brought in Cowgirl and the Giants respond with this.

Is there anything the Mannings won�t do for money? (Wait for it.) You figure that if some producer offered the right price, Gomer and Eli would do a gay porn together. Hell, for all we know, Cooper might be trying to line that up right now.