Chris Cooley is Ready for the Pro Bowl

Wow, dude. Nice shorts. Even Lt. Jim Dangle asks you to have some modesty.

In any event, the Pro Bowl rosters were released today and there were some surprises. Most notably, the Kurt Warner Machine and his top receivers -- Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin -- are starting. That's awesome. Completely correct, too. If you have watched any Arizona games this season, you know that those three guys have carried a pretty bad football team.

Even better, no Terrell Owens.

The lone snub on the NFC side might be DeAngelo Williams, with Adrian Peterson, Michael Turner and Clinton Portis getting the spots. Hey, if Jim Zorn doesn't want to play Portis, why should the NFC? But don't worry, Portis will likely pass up his spot. Maybe Peterson, too. But Turner will be there. Also, it seems weird that Brian Westbrook won't be there.

Thomas Jones is an awesome choice on the AFC side, but would have taken Steve Slaton over Ronnie Brown. Colts receiver Reggie Wayne seems like a reach, too.

Oh, and how can we go this long and not mention that the Manning brothers were both voted in. Eli was said to be thankful that voting was concluded before he reverted back to being Eli again on Sunday. That was a close one.

Click here for the full rosters.