Negotiations between the Arizona Cardinals and first-round draft pick Matt Leinart have turned ugly. Leinart, the ninth overall pick, remains the only unsigned draftee. (Where are the reports he might not play this year?)The Cardinals have enlisted the help of Paris Hilton, who has vowed to not have sex for the next year in an attempt to erase the impasse between the two parties.Leinart shrugged his shoulders and said, "Who cares, Nikki is hotter anyway."
Hilton also made another proclamation that she has had sex with only two people in her life, showing that it's not only the sports agents who lie. What Hilton likely meant was that she had only had sex with two men on tape�not including all of the men she has bedded on a DVR.
That could only mean one thing; a new Last and Ten.
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