Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Super Bowl Buzz Kill

Why your team won't win the Super Bowl:



The Jaguars have a nice team. They finished 12-4 last season. They have decent skill position people with quarterback Byron Leftwich, with receivers Earnest Wilford, Reggie Williams and Matt Jones. Running back Fred Taylor has the durability of Trot Nixon swinging a bat, but Greg Jones and rookie Maurice Drew are capable backups. The defense is solid, too. So maybe the Jags could be a sleeper team in the AFC?

No.

The Jaguars doomed there season with one signing�hiring Mike Tice as Assistant Head Coach/Offense. Way to submarine your season. Look for the Jaguars to start 6-0 and finish out of the playoffs, Leftwich to grope exotic dancers on a boat trip. Taylor to be arrested with drug paraphernalia and Wilford to run over a meter maid. If anything, Tice would have fit in perfectly in Cincinnati.

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