The Blackanese Calendar: "Year Of The Hoe," or for all pun intended The Chi-Negro-Nese Calandar: "Da' Year Of De' Whore" Part 3: Amber Hoes I mean Amber Rose The Global Grinder Literally

The now 28 year old Amber Rose is not only a Ford Model but a rising reality TV show star. So just what does she do you may be asking yourself, but if it isn't obvious to you she's a Hoe. Amber Rose's celebrated year is 2009,  after meeting rapper Kanye West in February during New York's famous fashion week everyone was left talking about and asking the same question, who is that chick with Ye? I don't think any of us have really found out in our short lived relationship with her of 22 months. I decided after so many of you tuned in to read my part one and two let's find out the who, what, when and where of our boo/hoe Amber Rose.

Just a few years back 2007 to be exact Amber was a well known stripper at the world renowned Sues Rendezvous in the lovely state of New York. Now we are all fully aware after Jay Z and Alicia Keys told us that it's a concrete jungle where dreams are made of and there's nothing you can't do, so Amber changed her name to Paris and had a few relationships with women. Her last relationship with Tiffany was one of the first stories that broke about the mystery woman on Ye's arm. The ex-lover was upset and heart broken claiming that Amber broke things off with her for Kanye and I can't say I blame her not only did she not have the right equipment but she didn't have a pot to piss in or window to throw it out of. Besides Ye' is the Louis Vitton Don, we've got the pictures to jog your memory so get to runnin.

Amber wasn't just testing the waters she'd had at least one other female love that we know of named Desiree AKA "DEZ" who was a co-stripper back in Philly where Amber hoed until moving to the big apple. The club was Delilah's and from what we here all the top celebrities and athletes are always in attendance. Amber must have learned from her former lover just how to be rescued because she was and probably still is a hoe her damn self. Dez dated J. Erving was a managing representative of then Danity Kane and Mario. Here are the pics of her and her back in the day boo.

These pictures look like a hoe-of-a-lot of fun.

Kanye has never denied knowing just where his hoe that he saved came from, after breaking things off with her he interviewed with one of HOT 97's DJ Funk-master Flex; the interview lasted approximately 45 minutes and Amber Rose was one of the topics of discussion Listen to the interview here. This one is so classic Yeezey.

Interview with Dj Funk-master Flex

Here are some of  the interview highlights.

5:20 -Taylor Swift

8:12 -Award shows

14:00 -Nude pics

17:19 -Album artwork

28:00 -Kim Kardashian

29:21 -Selita Ebanks

30:48 -Amber? Rose

40:00 -Jay Z

You would think that a chick of her caliber would only have the limited opportunity to role around the bed with Kanye and maybe a few other Captain (save a hoe ninjas) but Ms. Rose is a Ford model honey. Yeah Model behavior of "How To Be a Successful Hoe," Back when Complex Magazine did a spread and not her legs but a photo spread she was introduced as: "The Cape Verdean-Italian-Irish Beauty Who Stole The Paparazzi Attention And Ye's Heart."

While you can't deny her beauty you also can't deny her EXTREME LACK of talent. Here's West on Ustream answering fans questions during this live chat.

Live Ustream Chat with Ye'


While Kanye was singing a toast for the scum bags, a**whole, Douche bags and all the other what happen to the shout out to the hoes or at the very least Ms. Rose? Since Ye' she's been seen kissing Chris Brown at Diddy's 4th of July bash and has also been rumored to be dating Reggie Bush. Now she's "Global Grinding" literally with cameo's on Russell Simmons Reality show and was spotted leaving the VMA's with Drake.

We love you Amber you make the most of every situation and you never go home empty handed you're a true Classy Lady because after all we know you don't like being called a hoe, and we respect that!