Birds Warn Leinart

Cardinals top draft pick Matt Leinart has been warned by the club to cool his partying ways. The team is concerned that Leinart�s cavorting with slutty hotel heiresses will have a negative impact on the team.

And you know the Birds are all about business. Just look at all of those championships the club has won since 1947.

This is a bad move by the Birds. I mean, this is totally shocking that he is out partying with celebrities. Oh wait, it�s the Cardinals�it's not like they do any research. But for the first time in a long time, the Birds are actually interesting. For the first time in a long time we, living out in Sunset Beach, Calif., are not being burdened by season ticket calls.

Let the guy run around with who he wants. All quarterbacks go through this phase. Hell, Jim Kelly is still going through this phase. Let the guy cut loose during his rookie season. Of course, for every John Elway who hits the town too much, there is a Brian Griese who falls down drunk on his teammates driveway.

But let the kid go through this. And when it is time to start for the Cardinals, he can settle down with a gal like Brenda Warner�and he�ll never want to be seen in public again.