A broken collarbone will keep Matt Leinart from being able to put a condom on properly, so expect to see him impregnate a lot more wannabe WNBA wildebeests and other C-list actresses. If you're on the USC girls rugby team, watch out is all I'm saying.Of maybe Brittney Spears will seek out Leinart so she can have a baby's daddy who doesn't want to be around the kids.
This injury will also keep Matt from throwing a good deep ball ... oh, wait, he couldn't do that before. I saw that firsthand this summer. Hey, Daddy Leinart, instead of spending your offseason directing your misplaced anger at plastic bobbleheads, maybe you could've spent your time taking Matt to a gym after his offseason arm surgery. That could have helped prevent this year's flame-out. Jerk.
Hey, at least he gets to use the injury as an excuse for losing his job to the Warner Machine, which would've come in a week or two anyways. You win the Al Czervik Award for most well-timed injury.
Memo to Chuck Price: Yeah, its probably safe to RSVP for that Feb. 2 party. Your client works for the Cardinals.
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