Terrell Owens has to think of new ways to get his name into the news, although it is hard to actually top an attempted suicide. But with Randy Moss on the verge of stealing most of his thunder this week leading up to the big game this week, what with Moss' annoying habit of hanging on to balls thrown at him, T.O. needed something bold. So he chose not to talk.
That's right, not talk. Owens has opted not to speak to the media, instead leaving this letter on his locker at Valley Ranch.
Dear Reporters,
Due to the magnitude of this week's game and high volume of questions for the Original 81 about the other 81, I will be taking all questions immediately following Sunday's game.
Sincerely, Terrell Owens 81
p.s. Getcha Popcorn Ready
That's cute. But Owens also handed out a similar note to quarterback Tony Romo.
Dear Tony,
Due to the magnitude of this week�s game and high volume of balls that I drop (roughly 81 percent), please throw the ball to the Original 82. I will be there to help him celebrate when he scores touchdowns on Sunday.
Sincerely,
Terrell Owens
p.s. I�ve learned a new position called the popcorn machine I thought I could show you later.
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