I'll tell you a big secret, my friend: Don't wait for the Last Judgment. It happens every day. ~Albert Camus, The Fall, 1956
There's no taking trout with dry breeches. ~Miguel de Cervantes
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it. ~Claudette Colbert, quoted in Kindling the Spirit by Lois P. Frankel
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. ~Dave Barry
You can't write poetry on the computer. ~Quentin Tarantino
The family is a haven in a heartless world. ~Attributed to Christopher Lasch
Every man is the son of his own works. ~Miguel de Cervantes
My childhood smells like a box of Crayola crayons. ~Jessi Lane Adams
When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the World Wide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page. ~Bill Clinton, 1996
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. ~Joseph Heller, Catch-22, 1961
The truly fashionable are beyond fashion. ~Cecil Beaton
Goals are dreams with deadlines. ~Diana Scharf Hunt
There is a great streak of violence in every human being. If it is not channeled and understood, it will break out in war or in madness. ~Sam Peckinpah
Being grandparents sufficiently removes us from the responsibilities so that we can be friends. ~Allan Frome
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy. ~Howard W. Newton
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ~Bob Hope
I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things.... I play with leaves. I skip down the street and run against the wind. I never water my garden without soaking myself. ~Leo F. Buscaglia, Bus 9 to Paradise
Society is always engaged in a vast conspiracy to preserve itself - at the expense of the new demands of each new generation. ~John Haynes Holmes
Don't question God, for He may reply: "If you're so anxious for answers, come up here." ~Author Unknown
The neurotic longs to touch bottom, so at least he won't have that to worry about anymore. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Life was a damned muddle - a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of - everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle
The trouble with having a body is that people know it's where you hang out and you don't get any privacy. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Vanity is so secure in the heart of man that everyone wants to be admired: even I who write this, and you who read this. ~Blaise Pascal
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