Death is the surest calculation that can be made. ~Ludwig B?chner, Force and Matter
If you must smoke, take your butt outside. ~Author Unknown
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. ~Will Rogers
We need a new law that owners of SUVs are automatically in the military reserve. Then they can go get their own goddamn oil. ~Jello Biafra, quoted in The Guardian, 3 November 2007
You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky. ~Amelia Earhart
Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. ~Edwin Hubbel Chapin
Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here? ~Mason Cooley
Be God or let God. ~Author Unknown
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The feminine mystique has succeeded in burying millions of American women alive. ~Betty Friedan
Don't needle the seamstress. ~Author Unknown
A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. ~Emily Dickinson
There is one day that is ours. There is one day when all we Americans who are not self-made go back to the old home to eat saleratus biscuits and marvel how much nearer to the porch the old pump looks than it used to. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American. ~O. Henry
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. ~Matthew 7:1-2
The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day he created Spring. ~Bern Williams
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. ~Kin Hubbard
...the thoughtful excitement of lonely rambles, of gardening, and of other like occupations, where the mind has leisure to must during the healthful activity of the body, with the fresh and wakeful breezes blowing round it... ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827
Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa. ~Bob Veale, 1966
To him was given the duty and responsibility of making that great classic of liberty, the Declaration of Independence, no longer an empty promise, but a glorious fulfillment. ~William McKinley
You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. ~Earl Weaver
Yoga in Mayfair or Fifth Avenue, or in any other place which is on the telephone, is a spiritual fake. ~Carl Jung
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes~
The rule in the women's colleges was that after 7 p.m. all men were beasts. Up until 7 p.m. they were all angels, and the girls simply had to learn to live with that routine and practise love in the afternoon. ~Harry G. Johnson
God is the perfect poet. ~Robert Browning
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