A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. ~Bill Vaughan
When you look at your life, the greatest happinesses are family happinesses. ~Joyce Brothers
Man is the only trained animal who expects his reward before he does his trick. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting. ~Tom Stoppard, Jumpers
If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home. ~Anonymous Teacher If you pursue good with labor, the labor passes away but the good remains; if you pursue evil with pleasure, the pleasure passes away and the evil remains. ~Cicero
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. ~Judith Olney
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown
English is a funny language; that explains why we park our car on the driveway and drive our car on the parkway. ~Author Unknown
My strength is made perfect in weakness. ~II Corinthians
A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog. ~Jack London
You will not find a soulmate in the quiet of your room. You must go to a noisy place and look in the quiet corners. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter which fork you use. ~Emily Post
The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. ~Russell Green
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. ~Arab Proverb
Children are for people who can't have dogs. ~Author Unknown
So it took an eight-year-old child to bring 'em to their senses.... That proves something - that a gang of wild animals can be stopped, simply because they're still human. Hmp, maybe we need a police force of children. ~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird, Chapter 16, spoken by the character Atticus
Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use. ~Mark Twain
Primitive does not mean stupid. ~Author Unknown
Adults are obsolete children. ~Dr. Seuss
It is all very well to say that a man should play for the pure love of the game. Perhaps he ought, but to the working man it is impossible. ~J.J. Bentley
Does the father figure in your cat's life ever clean the litter box? My husband claims that men lack the scooping gene. ~Barbara L. Diamond
Seest thou a man wise in his own conceit? There is more hope of a fool than of him. ~Proverbs 26:12
The private lives of the ancients are now the public sport of the moderns. ~Ivor Brown
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. ~Arnold Palmer
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