Warm Weather Super Bowls

Cheerleaders representing the Eagles, Texans, Redskins, Saints, Buccaneers, Dolphins, Bills and Jaguars will be competing in the "Beauties on the Beach" competition. The young ladies will compete in a variety of events including beach volleyball, flag football (Robert Edwards probably won't want to watch), kayaking, tug of war, lesbian sex in a bathroom stall and lap dancing. Oops, dance competition.

Michael Irvin will be watching the festivities from a hole he made looking into the Eagles cheerleader�s locker room. This is why you have Super Bowls in towns such as San Diego and Detroit. Were they doing this in Detroit? If they did, it wasn�t as cool.

Thanks for the link, Professional Cheerleading Blog.

"Joe Franklin raped me."

Today's column previews "The Sarah Silverman Program" on Comedy Central:

"The Sarah Silverman Program" may be critic-proof.

I don't mean in a "Hostel: Part II" or Rob Schneider comedy way where no matter how harsh the reviews are, the target audience will eagerly plunk down their 10 bucks. I mean that I'm not sure the written word -- or the spoken word if anyone other than Silverman is speaking -- can possibly capture what it's about. But since I get paid to tackle the dangerous jobs, I'll give it a try.

Half the things Silverman says, I can't repeat in a family newspaper. The other half make her sound like history's worst monster.

And maybe to some people, she is. The Asian-American community pilloried her after a joke she told on Conan O'Brien's show with a Chinese racial epithet for a punchline. Joe Franklin threatened to sue her after her scene in "The Aristocrats" suggested, however mockingly, that he had molested her when she was little. Courtney Love isn't too happy with her after Silverman verbally dissected her during Comedy Central's roast of Pamela Anderson. And once the first few episodes of "The Sarah Silverman Program" air, she'll no doubt have offended several dozen other groups, including the police and leukemia patients.

But the character Silverman has crafted in her recent work, whether "The Aristocrats," her concert film "Jesus is Magic" or here, works because of the stark contrast of what she says and the way she says it.

To read the full thing, click here. We can also use this thread to comment on the first episode, which I believe is actually the second episode shot. (The pilot, featuring Sarah and Black God, got pushed back for reasons passing understanding. Or not.)

Great Moments in Super Bowl History

Jerry Rice finally loses in a Super Bowl.

Not sure that it made Cris Collinsworth feel any better, but it probably did. Chad Erickson over at 49ernews.com has an excerpt from Rice's tell all book where he talks about a variety of topics, including Super Bowl XXXVII. He is what he had to say about that game.

"We (Raiders in Super Bowl) weren't prepared, we weren't ready and we weren't focused. So when the opportunity came to speak up, I did ... I could tell by their body language they weren't interested (listening). ... seemed to take the loss as just another regular-season game. They were just happy to have made the Super Bowl, apparently."