Raiders Dedicate Season to the Executed

Thanks to Mark from West Side Slant and Scott from Bucs Stats, whho tipped this story of a prisoner, whose last words were Go Raiders.

Does this even surprise anybody? Like you have to decide if this is even news at this point. What else is this guy going to say other than maybe "Go Dodgers?"

The best part was this statement released by the Raiders today.

The Raiders organization would like to say that we are saddened by the sudden passing of Robert Charles Comer. He was a true Raiders fan. By that, we mean that he spent a lot of time in jail, like most of our great fans. Prison walls cannot contain the excitement over Raiders football.

The Raiders are pleased that Comer's last words were "Go Raiders" which shows the greatness of the Raiders organization. To our knowledge nobody has ever been put to death uttering the words, "Go Seahawks" or "Go Lions." That's because the Raiders are the most fearsome organization in the world. Though he leaves our world and his Earthly body, the Arizona prison system can't kill the spirit of the Raiders, who will return to greatness under Lane Kiffin. As for his victim, we hear he was a snitch and a Raiders Hater, anyway, so it's all good. Bless Robert Charles Comer as the Raiders will dedicate the 2007 season to his memory.

Proof That God Loves You

This isn�t about celebrating the misfortune of the Celtics once again. Nor is it a chance to rejoice in the fact that Greg Oden and Kevin Durant will live long enough to showcase their talents in the NBA. This is about celebrating David Stern, who went out of his way to fix the NBA Draft Lottery, as he ensured that three teams who tanked for position, Memphis, Boston, and Milwaukee were all left without a franchise super star next year. You can have your rigging of the Knicks/Patrick Ewing or Spurs/Tim Duncan. This was the crown jewel, and a valuable lesson to those who want to screw with the integrity of NBA basketball.

Wait, nah, this is about making fun of the Celtics and celebrated fan, the Sports Dork Bill Simpson. The Celtics are doomed once again, proving that God�s love is indeed wonderful. If for nothing else, but that idiot Cellbitch fan spent all of that money on a Oden jersey which he can hang in his closet next to that Len Bias jersey.

American Idol: Top 2

My thoughts on the Jordin rout are already up at NJ.com, but you can talk about the show here.