Reader mail

Most of my mail falls into two categories: "Is the network planning to bring back [show that was canceled eight months earlier]?" and "Has the network canceled [show that was pre-empted for a single week]?" Every now and then, though, I get a doozy like this:

Hello there, I am interested in an audition for a part in the show Sopranos. I have pro-wrestled for 14 years and am very intimitating [sic] to say the least. Can you help or at least point me in the
right direction?

To quote Bill Simmons, yup, these are my readers.