Monday, September 17, 2007

I�m O.J. Simpson

Leave it to O.J. Simpson to go to the Giuseppe Franco defense. "Look, I'm O.J. Simpson, don't you think that they would recognize me if I was going to rob somebody. That is why I would never rob anybody, because they would be all, hey look, I was robbed by O.J. Simpson."

What O.J. should have probably said is, "Look, I couldn�t have committed this crime. I mean, the guy is still alive, isn�t he?"

But big balls on O.J., too. Who else would think to say, �What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas defense.�

Not that could be any more ridiculous than his previous defense.

What that all really means is that there is a new Last and Ten, thanks in large part to Lil' Hater and our pal over at West Side Slant.

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