Angels Introduce New Promotion

ANAHEIM -- The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are kicking off a new promotion for its loyal fans. Fans are entitled to 10 free chicken wings any time the Angels score more than 10 runs in any given week. Unfortunately for Angels fans right now, the team has only scored two runs in its past four games.

And seriously, it looks like they won't be giving away any wings in the near future. Sure, the Angels will have one of those games where they score 12 runs, leading the management of the team to declare that everything is cool. But that arrogance is only matched by Juan Rivera who hot-dogged a fly ball in yesterday's game, allowing a couple of runs to score. Seriously Juan, do you even want to play everyday?

Oh well, at least this gives the Bish more material to write about.