Showing posts with label Froot Loops. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Froot Loops. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Jose Guillen: Froot Loop

One of baseball's best rivalries rekindled on Tuesday when Jose Guillen and Brendan Donnelly got ejected. Well, maybe baseball is kind of lame when one of its most heated battles is waged between a middle reliever and a journeyman outfielder that has worn out his welcome in every one of his Major League stops. But when word got out that the Red Sox and Mariners had a heated exchange, there was little doubt that it was Guillen and Donnelly.

Guillen snitched about Donnelly's glove two years ago when he was a member of the Washington Nationals. He ran his mouth when he homered off John Lackey in spring training, and then he ran his mouth when Donnelly struck him out on Tuesday. But then, it seems that Guillen challenged Donnelly to a fist fight.

"I don't need to talk to him," said Guillen. "He doesn't need to talk to me either. We are grown-up people here. If he wants to settle something, he can send a bat boy over here to get me and we can settle it like men. That's all I have to say."


And then Guillen went on to say that his dad could totally kick Donnelly dad's (donkey).

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Tim Hardaway: Froot Loop

But not that kind of fruit because Tim Hardaway hates gay people. Says he doesn't believe in them. Like what, gay people are the Lock Ness Monster or something?

�You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don�t like gay people and I don�t like to be around gay people,� he said while a guest on Sports Talk 790 The Ticket. �I�m homophobic. I don�t like it. It shouldn�t be in the world or in the United States."

Hardaway hates gay people so much, he broke up with his boyfriend when he found out that he was gay. (Alright, that was taken from a Chappelle Show bit, but had to be done.)

The family of Jackie Robinson must be thrilled to read remarks such as this. You would hope that somebody who has probably faced racism and bigotry in his life would be a little bit more tolerant. An NBA player who directly benefited from those who (like Robinson, Woody Strode and Kenny Washington) crossed the color line would show be a little more open minded. Instead, Hardaway sounds like many of those players who refused to play with Robinson. Take the word "gay" in Hardaway's comments and replace it with "black." How would Hardaway feel if an NBA representative said that?

Of course, there will be those who believe that homosexuality is a choice. And if you really believe that, try to pin-point the exact point in your life when you chose to be heterosexual.

No, Hardaway is just an ignorant son of a female dog, and hopefully he will blacklisted from society like those who have made bigoted remarks. What Hardaway said was about 100 times worse than what Michael Richards said on the Comedy Store stage because Hardaway was composed and was extremely conscious of what he was saying. Hardaway should be shunned and ridiculed accordingly.