First Look: Teixeira Is a D-Bag

The question here isn't whether Mark Teixeira was going to injury Angels catcher Bobby Wilson. He was. And there is no question that Teixeira is a d-bag. He is.

The play is clearly legal, too. Angels manager Mike Scioscia was always proud of the home plate collisions he was involved with when he was playing in the big leagues.

So the play was completely legal.

But do not insult our intelligence by pretending that you care if Wilson was hurt or not. Clearly, there was extra vigor in Teixeira's slide. Because it is hard to imagine him doing the same thing in Kansas City or Pittsburgh.

Teixeira returns to Anaheim, gets plunked by Ervin Santana, is booed by the crowd and he wanted to take it out on somebody. Clearly within the rule mind you, but there was malice in his heart.

Because he is a d-bag.

Consider me in the group that wants some blood lust. Some revenge. There would be nothing sweeter than the sight of Teixeira lying in a pool of his own blood with stitch marks where his temple used to be. Wisely, the Angels refrained from that sort of retaliation. But they still got him back.

Lost in the aftermath of Teixeira's 'hard-nosed' play, was the fact that the Angels won. The Angels also won on Sunday, with Teixeira going 0-2, dropping his average to .119. So maybe Teixeira's anger is not directed towards the Angels or Wilson.

Kind of like how rape isn't really about sex, maybe Teixeira was really mad because his wife is a (rhymes with bunt).

Oh, and that his average sucks, too.

The Angels are 3-3 against the Yankees this season. And nice managerial moves by Joe Girardi, the Barry Switzer of the MLB.

Your Teixeira Update

Yankees slugger Mark Teixeira had two home runs on Monday night, and almost got his average to .200 (it's .195 now). Big Tex, however, proved that he was a true Yankee in the ninth inning.

Teixeira was facing off against sphincter mouth, Jonathan Papelbon, in one of those rare, win-win instances. If Teixeira is able to hit his third home run, Papelbon blows the save. Something that is always cool. Not to root for the Yankees here, but they are Iraq with Boston being Iran.

But if Papelbon is able to get Teixeira out, well, that's kind of funny too.

Teixeira struck out. If there were any fans in the stands, they would have likely jeered him. But everybody had gone home.

Hopefully Teixeira's wife is enjoying these rainouts and living on the East Coast.

A couple of links for you.

• The mother of Joba Chamberlain was arrested for selling meth. Seriously, doesn't her kid make a lot of money so that she can move on to cocaine or soemthing?

• Not really a link, but can't wait for the Lakers fans to start jumping off the bandwagon already. Relax people, the Lakers hadn't played for a week. Hopefully you took the Rockets and the points, though you didn't need them.