Monday, January 15, 2007

Police Called on Strahan

Police responded to a domestic disturbance call when Michael Strahan and an unidentified man had an argument in the driveway of Jean Strahan�s home. Now, don�t go thinking this was some lover�s quarrel between Strahan and some random dude. The guy in question was Jean Strahan�s live-in carpenter, who got caught up in the middle of the family�s custody dispute.

Hey, wait a minute. Strahan had a live-in carpenter? Well, Mrs. Strahan probably needed somebody to lay the wood.

But is the live-in carpenter a common occurrence? It sounds more like the plot of a typical porno flick. Cheesy music is playing, the live-in carpenter knocks at the door. And sure, he could have gotten a drink from the house, but he is invited in anyway...

Alright, the public is learning way too much about Strahan right now.

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