Thursday, January 18, 2007

Vick: NFL's Version of McGyver

Mike Vick is both extremely clever and really, really stupid at the same time. Vick was able to create a hidden compartment in his water bottle to allegedly hide some weed (right). And really, sometimes you can't beat stoner engineering. Vick should probably be building a space station or something.

Yet Vick is also one of the dumbest guys around, too, as he tried to sneak said water bottle onto an airplane. Now give Vick a break here because he probably doesn't fly commercial that often, but how did he miss that news that water bottles were banned from airplanes? He's aware that 9/11 happened right? Hey, you don't know.

Just like on the field, Vick can both amaze you and frustrate you with his talent. But look at the good news Mike, if you are suspended for drug's that will only increase your odds of being voted to the Pro Bowl. (And, from what they say, Hawaii has the best weed.)

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