Floppy Hats Are Gay

At least the Catholic Church believes so. The Church was upset that the San Diego Padres were giving away floppy hats to kids on the same day as �Pride Day� at PetCo Park.

Richard Thompson, president and chief counsel of the Thomas More Law Center commented, �In my opinion, this confluence of events is not a mistake. The Padres are playing the part of the Pied Pieper leading unsuspecting children into accepting the homosexual lifestyle as normal. Children should not be subjected to the �in-your-face� antics of these radical groups. The Thomas More Law Center wants unsuspecting parents that hope to get their children a free hat and maybe allow their children to run the bases at PETCO to know that they are also walking into a modern day scene of Sodom and Gomorrah.�

As opposed to sending unsuspecting kids to catechism in order to accept the Catholic lifestyle as normal. Seriously, the molesting priest angle is way too easy here. So easy, in fact, that you would think that Mr. Thompson should have had his irony meter ringing off the hook.

Besides, does Thompson believe that any self-respecting gay would actually wear a floppy hat? He obviously doesn�t have a very queer eye. If Thompson wants to take up a cause, how about getting the Rainbow back? Lord knows that (female dog) Rainbow Bright has turned quite a few young girls gay.

Hat Tip: SMOG