My lyrics are bottomless!

Any thoughts on tonight's "American Idol" elimination show are going to have to wait until early tomorrow, as I'm going out tonight to see Flight of the Conchords -- the mother-flippin' Rhymenoceros and the mother-flippin' Hiphopopotomus -- in concert. To apologize in advance for abandoning my post to go see Bret and Jemaine rock Town Hall, please enjoy the following YouTube links to some of my favorite "Flight of the Conchords" season one moments:

• The aforementioned Rhymenoceros rap
• Jemaine tells Bret that he's got it goin' on
• Bret serenades Coco with an offer of things she might be into
• Dave teaches Bret and Jemaine about flipping the bird
• Bret's angry dance
• Murray sings an ode to the leggy blonde
• Albi the Racist Dragon
• Bret and Jemaine explain ways in which love is similar to tape
• Coco is so hot she makes Bret sexist

There's many more, but that's what the Related Videos bar is for. Enjoy.