Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Proof That God Loves You



This isn�t about celebrating the misfortune of the Celtics once again. Nor is it a chance to rejoice in the fact that Greg Oden and Kevin Durant will live long enough to showcase their talents in the NBA. This is about celebrating David Stern, who went out of his way to fix the NBA Draft Lottery, as he ensured that three teams who tanked for position, Memphis, Boston, and Milwaukee were all left without a franchise super star next year. You can have your rigging of the Knicks/Patrick Ewing or Spurs/Tim Duncan. This was the crown jewel, and a valuable lesson to those who want to screw with the integrity of NBA basketball.

Wait, nah, this is about making fun of the Celtics and celebrated fan, the Sports Dork Bill Simpson. The Celtics are doomed once again, proving that God�s love is indeed wonderful. If for nothing else, but that idiot Cellbitch fan spent all of that money on a Oden jersey which he can hang in his closet next to that Len Bias jersey.

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