Thursday, May 10, 2007

Tony Parker Rejected

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are abstaining from sex prior to the couple's July nuptials. Funny, most couples abstain from sex following marriage.

But those Hollywood types just have to do it differently. Like Tom Cruise, who has sex with a turkey baster.

The link above notes that Longoria was seen paling around with Jessica Simpson. The two were probably getting pretty chummy back in Simpson's dressing room. And then Eva's hair fell in front of her eyes. Jessica slightly stroked Eva's hair, looking longingly into her eyes.

Oh sorry Tony, did you not want to hear this? Nevermind.

But keep in mind that Eva also was hanging around with Mario Lopez. Yeah, that's the kind of thing you want to think about prior to getting married and your future bride is holding out, because we all know that Lopez takes wedding vowels pretty seriously.

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