Caption Contest

There are photos circling the internets regarding an annual USC fundraiser where a bunch of Song Girls strip down to bikinis and participate in an inner-tube race. Of course, that is how the track team affords tuition at Cal State Fullerton.

The photos of the event can be found at BeatSC and With Lethur, but this one stood out as interesting. Part of it screams fake like the Kobe Bryant jumping over the car video, but the reaction of the crowd makes it seem legit. (Click the photo for the larger view.) So how about we go for a caption?




Here is a start: USC sacrifices another Song Girl in exchange for another Rose Bowl victory.

That blew, you guys can hopefully do better.