THN's Notes on a Coaster

Mea Maxima Culpa: Chone Figgins. He can play a little bit, recording six hits in Monday night�s improbable comeback. Still, Adam Dunn would make an attractive DH, seeing that the Angels scored only 10 runs after getting 19 hits. But hey, free Hooters!�

The only drawback of the comeback is the impending Rally Monkey jokes coming from bad columnists in the Orange County Register�

Fullerton could have used a few of those hits as they were eliminated on Monday afternoon, rendering college baseball lame once again�

Is anybody proud of Kobe Bryant for keeping with his �trade me� mantra for more than 24 hours now? This is the longest commitment he has made in weeks�

Friends of Eva Longoria are worried about Tony Parker as they told the New York Post on Monday: "He is just not gracious," one of them said. "He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don't have a good feeling about him." These obviously aren�t good friends if they don�t realize that Parker is French�

Heather Mitts and A.J. Feely have called it quits leading many to ask, who the hell are Heather Mitts and A.J. Feeley?