Judge Overrides Stupidity

You all remember the story of the dope who promised to change his name to Peyton Manning if the Colts beat the Bears in the Super Bowl? Well that man has been given a second chance because the judge denied the request, saying that the change was too confusing and would cause privacy problems with Peyton. Too bad, because he probably could have gotten some endorsement deals for it.

As a compromise, the dope in question is required to wear that toupee and mustache and legally change his name to Gomer.