Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Lil' Hater's Tournament Take

Some might say that the North Carolina student who performed as a mascot for the school's basketball team died because of the injuries he suffered from being hit by a car.

I say he died of a broken heart, after coach Roy Williams and his team choked like dogs on Sunday. This is why Duke rarely uses a mascot for their hoops team. Those dudes would be flinging themselves in front of buses, 18-wheelers and steamrollers left and right.

What?

No comments:

Post a Comment