Meeting of the Minds

NFL Commissioner Opie Goodell and PacMan Jones will meet in New York next week. The two should actually be peas in a pod, as Goodell has long been rumored to be kind of a Tomcat. The only difference being that Goodell is the son of a senator. The two should have a productive meeting. Opie can teach PacMan about the virtues of carousing with discretion and lying to people�s faces. And PacMan can show Opie how to make it rain in a strip club. Maybe the duo can swing into the local karaoke to reprise Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson's "Say, Say, Say." (But in an ironic twist, Jones will sing the McCartney parts.)

Should be a great learning experience for both of them.