Kobe a True Dookie

Kobe Bryant was expected to attend Duke, had he decided to attend college. So should it be any surprise that Kobe has been suspended for a second time this season for punching a dude in the face? Because hitting defense players is the Duke way.

Just ask the Kentucky guy that still has Christian Laettner�s heel-print tattooed on his chest.

And don't worry Kobe, after getting away with it, too, the Duke Lacrosse team still considers you an honorary member.